Because the British have a notoriously elegant sense of humor, they've been quite taken with the names of Olympians like luger Semen Pavlichenko and ski jumper Andreas Wank. Wait 'til they get a load of this guy. Sadly, there is no athlete with the mellifluous moniker of Cunty Spunkfuckshitpiss. And no, the BBC did not run somehow run that name on its chyron. That's merely a screengrab of Mr. Wank, altered by Welsh photoshop fiend @JimboLoony. When a dream dies, what sound does it make? [ Nyheter 24]
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First-round draft pick Harris, who ran for 105 yards and caught all four of his targets for a further 28, had no idea game was over.
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